astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(via cumfort)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via tastefullyoffensive)

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

(via anditslove)

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

(via ruinedchildhood)

the single greatest scene in the history of cinema

(via thatwetshirt)

coolator:

castielinablanket:

jeanmarcoing:

boneguts:

clestroying:

lackabond:

parkermurdock:

i have spent 4 years searching for this video

if you can watch this video all the way through then youre a person who should not meddled with

i only last 35 seconds

this is hurting me

i made it through it all out of sheer determination and i am now crying

5 seconds that’s all i could make it everything hurts

how come none of these people use shampoo

(via dearmarielouise)

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via dutchster)